After Intro, Dope's House

In Dope's room, move up and read the dialogue. No really, read it. It always has the most up to date changes made to the game AND gives the player some useful information on hotkeys. Go to the top left dresser and get Dope's armor.

Go downstairs, talk to the mom, she leaves, go to the fridge and get the energy drinks. Go to the laundry room and get the whip from the laundry basket.

Go back upstairs and go to the Mom's room, on her bed, upper left side, pick up the dildo. Get the two sets of lingerie hanging up.

Go and give Fire her gear.

Go to the upstairs bathroom and get the whip from the other laundry basket.

Go to Blaze's room and give Blaze her gear.

Your initial party is now formed. Technically you can do this in any order, all that matters is that you get everybody's weapons/armor and the drinks.

Museum

Go to the museum, there will be a chance that a special npc will spawn on the 2nd floor. If she's not there you can either go out and come back until she spawns or just take the tour. She's going to have a fairly major role in this chapter, just throwing that out there. (If you don't see her and proceed with the story it won't send you to a dead end or anything, it'll just be a little harder to take a certain route later on in the game) Either way talk to Laura and take the tour. Choose to peep on Laura after the tour is over.

After Museum, Dope's House

Go back home and talk to the mom while she's at the piano, it has to be between 7PM and 11PM. Go to sleep in Dope's bed to advance time if need be. When the mom goes upstairs, follow her and talk to her in her room, again, it has to be between 7PM and 11PM.

Go to the forest behind Dope's house. Check out the tree between the statues. Then... Fight. Kill. Do PETA proud. You can check your progress by opening the quest log ("v" or open the menu and scroll to Quest Log) and clicking on the quest. Once you've murdered enough, go talk to Mom.

After Crittier Massacre, VNU Dorms-Meet Jessica

Go to the Dorms and talk to Jessica, choose to get the dust for her, or, don't do shit for her and mind your business. You ain't nobody's bitch.

If you didn't decide to help Jessica, skip down to the part where you're told go to the beach. If you decided to help Jessica, go to the School Forest, kill fairies, collect dust. Optionally, you can go to the last zone in the School Forest and collect some honey at the tree surrounded by a fairy circle (circle of flowers). After you collect 10 fairy dust, a bear will appear in the forest entrance. Either use the honey, fight the bear, or try to run around it. Personally, I recommend you fight the damn bear. Fuck PETA. The bear drops a weapon. What's PETA drop? Nothing. A.K.A, kill the fucking bear.

Go back to the Dorms and give Jessica the dust.

Exit to the Town map screen, if Jessica doesn't call, enter any area then back out, eventually Jessica will call and tell you she's ready to come over Dope's house, accept.

Go home, if Jessica doesn't walk up to the door, go upstairs then go back downstairs, she'll show up eventually (90% chance so it won't take long) Once Jessica is at the door, go to the door, look at the render, go outside and talk to her.

With Jessica in the party, go upstairs. Blaze and Fire will leave, Jessica will ask if you have some bud. Of course you do. This is also a good time to hit "c" and check out how the party chat menu works. No real content in it yet tho.

Go to Dope's room, get the bud, watch the scene. Go to sleep after Jessica's event.

Go get Blaze and Fire.

After Critter Massacre, Beach-Meet Billy

Go to the beach and talk to Billy. Pick any option to deal with Elise. Friendship wise, it's best to choose "I don't really know her." Comedy wise, fuck that bitch.

Go to the Van Nut Corner Club, play Old Man Roshee's mini game and get the whisky.

Go to Nut Hills Drive. Tell the kid to fuck off. Talk to Little Timmy then talk to Billy. Go in Hef's mansion.

Once in Hef's mansion, if you decided to be nice to Elise, Blaze and Fire will leave the party. You can either mingle at the party (no point right now really as no renders are there but there is story info to find out) or you can head straight to Elise. If you said fuck Elise, pretty much follow the same script except Blaze and Fire will not leave the party.

Once you decide to talk to Elise, any option you pick is fine, so long as you don't tell her "We aren't" because then she leaves. If you didn't piss her off and she joins your party, head out the door on the left, go up to the pool around to the right and to the secluded area. Once in the secluded area you can't leave until you finish Elise's event. Walk to the barrel and click on it. Watch the event. Head back into Hef's mansion and pick up the sisters. Leave and go home. If you decided to be a naughty boy, take Elise over to Billy and Timmy, shenanigans, go home.

After Mansion Party

At home, take a nap. After you sleep, go talk to the mom in her room, 7PM-11PM. She gives you a key to the book shelves downstairs.

Leave her room, during the event outside the door, hug both Blaze and Fire.

Go downstairs and look at the bookshelves. You have to see Van Nuts History, Gemology For Idiots, The Chronicles of Lust, and the Compendium OF Mythical Creatures in order for the quest to advance. You do not have to take the books, just have seen them. Take the photography book and the compendium though.

If after you click no to look at something else, Dope tells you they have enough. Head to the museum.

Go upstairs and go to the office. Tell her "It's a me" then when she asks about you peeking, tell her it wasn't you. Laura joins the party and tells you to go get better gear. You don't really have to the enemies are way too easy.

After Meeting Laura

Go to the Northern Forest, head to the Forest Center, talk to the goblin, kill it, the ugly bastard. Click on the shards, read the dialogue and head to the forest behind Dope's house.

In the forest, go to the statue in the lower right corner. Click on it, add the shards. turn to the left, click on the rock, take some, add the rock to the statue. Go back to the Forest Center of the Northern Forest.

At the Forest Center, click on the magic circle, on the other side of the map, click on the green orb. When the temple appears, go click on the gate in front, the gate opens. Go inside.

1st Dungeon

Once inside, explore, there are some treasure chests to find, but stay out of the purple shit. If you get poisoned there is a pool that will restore health in the upper left of the map. Look for the hole in the wall, middle room far right bottom corner, go through it, path closes, head up and over towards the top of the map then take the path leading to the left. Climb up the vine, go down and around and up to the other side then climb down another vine to collect some green rock. Go back up the vine then climb down the broken vine, can't go back up so look around all you want before going back down, take the rock to the upper right room and use it on the statue to open the way.

Go into the room, walk up, event auto starts. Save before fighting boss. Boss comes in three flavors:

Easy. You were nice to both Jessica and Elise. I recommend being at level 10+ to fight the boss.

Less Easy. You were nice to one of the two. I recommend being at level 15+ to fight the boss.

You gon die, literally (in the game at least). You said fuck both those hoes! Doesn't matter what level you are, you're about to die.

Kick bosses ass, or die, talk, leave dungeon. Leave Forest. Laura leaves party.

After Dungeon, Forest Behind Dope's House

Go back to forest behind Dope's house. Check out the tree, wut happened, head to the basement to get an axe to cut the tree down.

Go into the grove, event starts. Look at the statue. Talk to the sisters. Bring each sister to the crystal they are closest to and talk to them. Find the right order and put them in a trance. Click on the orb, not the statue. Way to the Temple of Lust opens. Get your sisters and go.

In the temple make your way to Lust. Talk to her. Plot. You are now an incubus. You have access to level 1 incubus spells. Joy. The status menu now has a section for Daemon stats and the Daemon menu (class menu) is now unlocked in the main menu. Go talk to mom, she tells you it's time for school. Well, there goes the summer.

After Meeting Lust, VNU

Go to the college when it's open and register for classes. Do whatever but you need to sleep to advance the story. When you sleep it advances to the next day. Fire leaves the party and goes to high school, this will occur mon-fri if she's in the party during school time. Go to college.

At this point you can either check out the Agility class, which has a practical lesson (mini game) available and a placeholder class. Or you can go to the Occult Science class and test out your new spells on Elise before having the first class, if Elise is there. (Click on Elise and go down to spells in the menu) If she isn't you can still take the first class but you'll miss out on an event. So... save before going into the class if you don't want to miss it, once you enter you can't leave until class is over. During the event the player will either gain/lose love/friendship with Elise and/or corrupt her a bit and set up an after after school "date" (assuming she's there AND you talk to her to start the class).

Will update up to Emerald's quest soon.